So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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