All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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