i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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