Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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