He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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