Tell her she can't have a vagina
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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