new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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