Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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