so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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