It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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