your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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