How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I know her cup size but not her name....
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