tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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