so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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