worst night to have a conscience
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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