Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
MIDGETS
????
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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