I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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