can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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