i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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