the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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