Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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