Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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