her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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