like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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