help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
That accounts for only three of the penises
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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