Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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