wat bout pragnant strippers??
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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