You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
