why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
There's always time for handjobs
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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