is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I looked at my own cervix.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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