so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
