After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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