I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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