I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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