Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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