Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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