Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it hurts more in the daytime
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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