Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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