i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
North Korea, Best Korea!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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