i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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