You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
