ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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