At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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