I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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