We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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