Where did you get a picture of my penis
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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