hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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