I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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