Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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