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Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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