Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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