We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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