Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Randomize
